Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Durable double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Side seams through the garment for added structure
- Lightweight fabric with a comfortable semi-fitted silhouette
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Back Country Supply Co. offers a wide selection of patriotic and humorous conservative themed tees. We're proud to be American and wear our western values on our sleeves.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 | 18.00 |
Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Durable double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Side seams through the garment for added structure
- Lightweight fabric with a comfortable semi-fitted silhouette
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Back Country Supply Co. offers a wide selection of patriotic and humorous conservative themed tees. We're proud to be American and wear our western values on our sleeves.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 | 18.00 |
