Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Print on front. Back side is blank.
Embrace a bold, patriotic spirit with this stylish Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top. Perfect for conservatives, military veterans, and proud Americans who live for adventure and freedom. Whether you're heading to a casual outing, hitting the gym, or relaxing at home, this tank top is designed to fit seamlessly into your lifestyle. Its classic fit and durable fabric ensure it's as versatile as it is comfortable. Ideal for warm summer days or as an under-layer during cooler months, it's suitable for anyone looking to make a statement.
Product features
- Durable double needle bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Stretchy 1x1 ribbed collar for a comfortable fit
- Made from varied cotton blends to suit different colors
- Medium fabric weight ensures comfort and breathability
- Classic fit with a tear away label for added convenience
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Print on front. Back side is blank.
Embrace a bold, patriotic spirit with this stylish Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top. Perfect for conservatives, military veterans, and proud Americans who live for adventure and freedom. Whether you're heading to a casual outing, hitting the gym, or relaxing at home, this tank top is designed to fit seamlessly into your lifestyle. Its classic fit and durable fabric ensure it's as versatile as it is comfortable. Ideal for warm summer days or as an under-layer during cooler months, it's suitable for anyone looking to make a statement.
Product features
- Durable double needle bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Stretchy 1x1 ribbed collar for a comfortable fit
- Made from varied cotton blends to suit different colors
- Medium fabric weight ensures comfort and breathability
- Classic fit with a tear away label for added convenience
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
