Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Product features
Print on front. Back side is blank.
- Gildan Softstyle T-Shirt
- Knit in one piece with no side seams, reducing fabric waste and enhancing the garment's appeal.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape, ensuring a stylish look throughout its wear.
- Shoulder tape minimizes stretching, providing durability for long-lasting comfort.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, offering a lightweight feel perfect for year-round wear.
- Ethically produced, ensuring compliance with safety standards and sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Product features
Print on front. Back side is blank.
- Gildan Softstyle T-Shirt
- Knit in one piece with no side seams, reducing fabric waste and enhancing the garment's appeal.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape, ensuring a stylish look throughout its wear.
- Shoulder tape minimizes stretching, providing durability for long-lasting comfort.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, offering a lightweight feel perfect for year-round wear.
- Ethically produced, ensuring compliance with safety standards and sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
