Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Product features
- Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend™ Sweatshirt
- Spacious pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance
- Durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric blend for comfort and longevity
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Back Country Supply Co. offers a wide selection of patriotic and humorous conservative themed tees. We're proud to be American and wear our western values on our sleeves.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Product features
- Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend™ Sweatshirt
- Spacious pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance
- Durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric blend for comfort and longevity
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Back Country Supply Co. offers a wide selection of patriotic and humorous conservative themed tees. We're proud to be American and wear our western values on our sleeves.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
