Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Print is on front of shirt. Back side is blank.
Embrace a bold, patriotic spirit with this Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee - perfect for Republicans, military veterans, and proud Americans who live for adventure and freedom. Crafted from environmentally-friendly cotton with a vintage feel, it delivers ultimate comfort, sustainability, and a classic fit for casual outings, themed events, or everyday wear. Ideal for gifting on holidays, birthdays, Veterans Day, or July 4th celebrations. Whether showcasing patriotic designs, military pride, or conservative vibes, our versatile long sleeve tees let you stand out in rugged style.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton fabric for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape
- Shoulder tape provides stability and prevents stretching
- Classic unisex fit suitable for adults
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Lock in the laughs with the "It's Not a War Crime the First Time" MP K9 T-Shirt – the ultimate dark-humor military prison tee for gate guards, dog handlers, and brig rats!
This premium cotton shirt features a gritty graphic of a stone-faced Military Police MP and his snarling K9 partner patrolling the stockade, paired with the infamous phrase that keeps the Geneva Convention on its toes. Perfect for Army MPs, Navy Masters-at-Arms, Air Force Security Forces, Marine Corps guards, and any service member who’s ever “accidentally” tested the rules.
Print is on front of shirt. Back side is blank.
Embrace a bold, patriotic spirit with this Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee - perfect for Republicans, military veterans, and proud Americans who live for adventure and freedom. Crafted from environmentally-friendly cotton with a vintage feel, it delivers ultimate comfort, sustainability, and a classic fit for casual outings, themed events, or everyday wear. Ideal for gifting on holidays, birthdays, Veterans Day, or July 4th celebrations. Whether showcasing patriotic designs, military pride, or conservative vibes, our versatile long sleeve tees let you stand out in rugged style.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton fabric for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape
- Shoulder tape provides stability and prevents stretching
- Classic unisex fit suitable for adults
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
